“you know john?”
“john who ?”
“the stubby one”
“oh yeaaahhh. i know john”
When an amputee with either no arm or no legs places ones penis in between their stubs and rubs it. Think of rubbing two sticks between your hands to make a fire.
Joe: "Did you hear about Linda losing her arms in that car crash?"
Jack: "That sucks, but atleast she can give a Stubby now."
something or someone who is short and chubby
hey look over there it’s stubby keira
Meaning that you make the person calling you it happy or someone else happy.
"Hailee, you're stubby!"
"Awww, thank you!"
a wide and fat man who ate too many McDonald big macs and does not know how to drinks water.
Stubby man fat man: hmmm, how do you drink this water? I can drink pop but not this stupid drink.
Me: HAHAHAHAha what a bum!
Tiny hairs that grow on a bitches pussy and almost resemble the texture of a man’s facial hair. You never want to eat a girl out in the dark if you think she is home to a stubby town. This you will regret.
Person 1: “Hey Man you fuck that bitch last night”
Person 2: “Nah just ate her out.”
Person 1: “She was lowkey hot, I bet that was pretty good.”
Person 1: “No, she had a stubby town growing down there”
Person 2: “I think I’m gonna puke!”
A cigarette butt that's still got some of the white bit on it.
usually less than an inch left.
commonly smoked by teenagers who aren't ballsy enough to steal a whole smoke.
but it's good though, good enough nicotine since they're usually smaller.
Person A: "Hey bro check out this Stubbie I got."
Person B: "That's at most 2 puffs you knob."