successful dump

A bowel movement you've announced just to piss off the press.

“A successful dump!” Biden proclaimed when asked if he had anything to report.

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successful men

every men

you are men, you must be a successful men

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dressed for success

dressing in clothes like make you look like a pimp for an important occasion

Barnes should show up to his greenscreen taping dressed for success.

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Skills for Success

A total waste of a class that teaches the student how to type for half of a semester. For the rest of the semester you are stuck filling in packets that are word for word of the DMV handbook. Pros of this class include: easy texting, a great time to complete unfinished homework, and getting credit to get a driver's permit.

"What elective are you planning on taking next semester?"
"Skills for success..."
"Aw, that sucks!"
"Yeah, I know."

Successful Day

The best kind of day. A day where you eat all day, watch movies, and listen to the musical hits from your high school days

K: This was the best birthday ever! I got to eat, listen to music, and watch movies all day!

J: Sounds like you had a successful day!!

Trumpian success

An utter failure.

Can I crash on your couch? My attempt to make toast this morning was a Trumpian success. I burned down the entire apartment complex. Several of my neighbors died in the fire. Apparently toast is a myth, and nobody can really make it.

π success

A geekspeak term for “50% success”—indirectly referring to the angle measure of a semicircle being π radians or 180 degrees.

For simple-minded persons, “π success” would sound like a cool way to mean “3.14% success,” but not so for symbol-minded Martians.

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