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An expression of astonishment.
so you did get a date. well suck my dick and call me crazy!
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When you help another person, on the condition they help you back in return. It's basically another iteration of "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours"
I'm going to help you on this test and you'll help me. you suck my dick and I'll suck yours.
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What Caitlyn Jenner yells at hecklers, harassers, paparazzi and anyone else who generally pisses her off.
Photographer : Hey Caitlyn, turn around so I can stick this camera down your cleavage and take a picture !
Caitlyn (sneering) : Hey, suck my ex-dick !!!
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An expression of suprise.
Well, suck my dick and call me crazy !
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Suck my bleeding dick is when someone runs up to you, Rips off your pants, cuts your dick open and bends down and starts sucking ferociously.
"Get over here Pablo!"
"Oh no not the.... SUCK MY BLEEDING DICK SUCKER!"
"Oh yes baby!"
"OWOSWLWLALWLWLAO!!!!"
"MYYYYYYYY DIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!"
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When one promotes themselves repeatedly in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but sucking your own dick is a more humble way to admit it.
J: We should do the bowl skit for the show.
S: No, that's not a good idea. I know I'm sucking my own dick here but my ideas have been consistently better and I think we should do my idea instead of yours.
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It's the women's version of suck my dick, bitch!
You - wow, you look like a hot mess today! Whose bed did you crawl outta?
Me -Suck my bitch, dick!