Suck me

when someone is being a bitch so you say Suck Me

billy:i hate you
josh:suck me then

suck me

suck my private areas.

ay baby come suck me

would you suck a dick for me?

A question a woman asks a man to find out if he would do anything for her. Because let's be honest, no one really likes sucking dick.

"Would you suck a dick for me?"
"Of course baby, I'd do anything for you"

Sucking me

It means like in a form of someone hating on you. Instead of saying someone is hating on you, you can say they’re sucking you.

“Keep sucking me.”
“Oh they’re talking shit about you.
It’s fine they’re just sucking me.”

Suck me nan

Sucking your nan

Bully:look at you you’re so fat
You:suck me nan

suck me? VIRUS

An act of sabotage brought about due to long term acts of asshattery. Particularly acts of disrespect, thievery, and lying to one's own family... despite their continued love and compassion.

1. Until you rectify the situation by both apologizing to all relevant parties, and come forward with an honest admission of wrongdoing you might have some trouble with the "suck me? VIRUS"...

2. Anyone willing to blatantly disregard my feelings and lie straight to my face gets no sympathy from me... behold the wrath of "suck me? VIRUS"

SUCK ME DICK

when you want someone to suck your dick

Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"