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Someone who doesn't swing their arms while they're walking, but keeps them straight up and down, thus it looks like they're carrying suitcases.
Did you see that new secretary in the office? She would be totally hot if she didn't have a major case of suitcase arms.
A person that is capable of being a douche wherever they go...
Susan was a douche suitcase at last week's conference in Las Vegas.
When something is so obvious that you can't imagine why it was not originally invented that way. For example, when the suitcase was invented, why did it not originally have wheels, so obvious!
Tostitos Scoops are like "wheels on a suitcase"
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Verb. The action of ejaculating into one's rectum then proceeding to pack the entirety of their shirt into their semen-filled anus and allowing it to dry, effectively becoming a solid seal.
1. After a night of aggressive anal sex with Larry, Steve decided it would be a funny idea to suitcase him.
2. After 35 minutes of aggressive suitcasing by his partner, Charles discovered that no matter what he did, he could not remove the shirt from his rectum.
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Any use of something that's not a suitcase for transporting or storing clothing. This includes but is not limited to: cardboard boxes, plastic garbage or shopping bags, or anything else that can be seen as redneck. Duffel bags are not included.
Janet kicked Ryan out of his apartment last night, and he left with only an Alabama suitcase
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Large black or dark green garbage bag used to transport all his worldly belongings
Susie threw me out can I borrow an indian suitcase
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When a midget on roller skates wears all your clothes and you pull him through the airport. From Stefon to Seth Meyers on SNL, season 36, episode 15.
Stefon was so late in packing for his trip to Key West, he had to use a Human Suitcase to get his shit together.
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