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When a man tells a woman to lay down and then procedes to jump up and body slam her. At the same time, he shoves his dick in her cunt with all his weight. Must be followed up with: "how was it honey?"
Max did a two headed swede to Samantha and broke two of her ribs. She seemed satisfied though...
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To have a good old-fashioned wank
Kate: " How long are you going to be?"
Gerry: " I'll be like 30 minutes, I gotta have a shower, pipe my swede and I'm good to go"
Sleeping a night with the windows open letting the night air in the room. The Terry Corollary implies that if you Sleep like a Swede and your name is Terry, then you also sleep in the nude.
"Last night was such a beautiful night I opened the windows and was Sleeping like a Swede."
"Too bad Terry wasn't joining you"
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When two people make out and then afterwards one person (commonly referred to as the Swede) gets his face set on fire by the other (known as the Saudi). Then, while the "Swede" is still on fire, the couple continue to make out. Finally, the "Swede" urinates on the face of the "Saudi".
Whoa, I was totally Saudi-ing Victor last night and he was really into Swede-ing with me. It was a great Saudi-Swede Connection! He's in the hospital right now if you want to stop by.
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Still, a very stupid person.
What's dumber than a dumb irishman? A smart swede.
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The amount of how much of a Swede you are.
"You can't make assumptions about your swedeness based on the nationality of your grandma"