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A praise you call out before engaging in a moment , instance , event , or action that would naturally lead to a decision or effect that you would naturally regret. But if you call out that you are going to commit a Switzerland moment you are instantly forgave in everybody’s eyes for they can’t judge upon a “Switzerland moment”. This also works for calling it out post-event. I.e man I had a “Switzerland moment” last night.
Man me and the whole work crew went out for drinks , spent $1000 bar tab , and Jake went home with a swamp donkey thank god he called out he was having a “Switzerland moment”.
Lottie’s her best friend, I don’t know why she’s playing Switzerland about the breakup.
fig. of speech: „Life isn’t easy“
Switzerland is a wealthy country with a low crime rate and a low unemployment rate.
One could only assume that people who live there don’t have to face any problems of the real world.
„I didn’t get into the university of my dreams“
- „Well, Life is not Switzerland“
You can’t always get what you want - if you could, you‘d be in Switzerland.
To remain 100% neutral in an argument/debate/drama/event/etc.
(aka "Pulling a Swiss")
Origin comes from the country Switzerland, which remained neutral in major wars (including World War II )
Person 1: "I can't believe Bob said that! Can you tweet at Bob and tell him how much he stinks?"
Person 2: "No, I don't want to get involved in this. I'm pulling a switzerland on this one."
Taking a shit on a lady's chest, and then sitting on her chest to smear it in.
"Dan you'll never believe it! Cindy let me give her a Switzerland Steamroller last night! She totally digged it!"
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were a person fills there mouth with snow and gives a blowjob
i had a transsexual give me a Switzerland snowblow
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a small american private university in Lugano, Switzerland. Filled with the top 1% of the world, representing over 60 nationalities including the Russian Mafia and the Saudi Royal Family. Known for their extravagant "academic" travel and sport car filled parking lot.
Are you honestly taking out a 500,000 loan to attend Franklin University Switzerland?
Yes, Miriam can afford a yacht, she goes to Franklin University Switzerland
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