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When getting oral pleasure from your partner you pull your t-shirt over their head in a clandestine manner.
The key is to do just before you are about to blow chum.
Once the t-shirt is in place, let the flood gates loose and watch the silhouette of your partner's head sling shot back and forth as they try to evade that which is eminent from slamming the back of their throat.
My ex was on her knees giving me a blowjob when I pulled my t-shirt over her head, just before I blew my goo.
Once I did there was no escape as she tried to pull away from my sloppy splash, I just relaxed and watch the T-Shirt Bungie show.
The best break up in history, that is the gift that keeps on giving...
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Liberal use of any saying, pun or other play on words that would, does, or should appear printed on an obnoxious t shirt.
Often spoken or quoted by annoying people who don't even own the shirt.
"The grass on the other side is really astroturf."
"It's all fun an games until someone loses an eye ... then its histerical!"
"Yes, thank you for that t shirt wisdom. Now please leave."
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not to be confused with the cleveland shower. This entails in the event or act of performing a cleveland shower upon your next of kin (the executor must be from the state of tennessee)the architect of the t-shirt sprays butt mud over the beneficiery, the beneficiery then begins to smear the fecal matter in the shape of a cut off t-shirt over their upper torso. The architect follows up by singing "rocky top" (the tennessee vols fight song) as loud as they can while stamping a "T" (similar to a mushroom print) upon the chest of the beneficiery with their genetalia.
"So there I was at the family reunion in Johnson City... immediately following the potato sack race we heard Cousin Steve singing the UT Fight Song and realized he was giving Aunt Sue a Tennessee T-shirt."
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been there, done that, got the T-shirt to prove it.
So y'all getting married? ... naw, been there, done that, got the T-shirt to prove it.
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T-shirt training refers to going to the gym with the sole purpose of gettin' buff for da ladiezzzzz. Often performed before a big night out in order to look fresh, a t-shirt training session involves doing bench press, biceps curls and tricep extensions in order to get PUMPED!!!!!!! Although such a routine will leave you with a disproportionate upper body half, this is not an issue as massive 'guns' are DENCHHHHH!!!!
It is a well know fact that if you perform a big t-shirt sesh before a night out, you are 99.99% more likely to get laid.
"Yo playa, you gonna put in a t-shirt training sesh before going out tonight?"
"You know it brother gotta stay fresh for ma bitches. LEAVE IT YEAH!!!"
One who dresses up as a ninja by folding a t-shirt about their head in a specific manner. A faux or immitation ninja.(Usualy used by Pirates to spy on Ninja.)
Arg! Ye can hardly tell that yer nothing but a T-shirt ninja! You'll fool them for sure, ya scurvy dog!
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When a bitch is wearin a white t shirt and it aint lookin like shes gotta bra and on jus poor some water on her for a free show.
girl: Look at my new white t shirt i jus stole from my husband after i forced him to fuck me all night!
guy: yo bitch i think thatll go good w some water * poor a bucket of water on her breast area *
women: hey everyone look at my hot large visible breasts through my wet ass t shirt!
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