touching my tablet

The act of repeatedly slapping the vagina. Then the clitoris.

Mike was touching my tablet last night on our honeymoon.

Tablet Pen

The pen that comes with your drawing tablet. It gets lost easily because they have a special magnetic force that connects them to satan and you have a mental breakdown every time you lose it. What do you do when it's gone? Make a sacrifice; kill the canaenae in your basement and ring up satan. Ask him for a new tablet pen. Job done.

"I lost my tablet pen."
"Right then. Honey, grab the candles, I'll take care of the canaenae."