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A nickname for the worlds best teacher, Mr. Schaffnit.
Joe: Hey, what class do you have next?
Bob: I have english.
Joe: ooh, with schaffy taffy? hes the best!
Bob: IKR!
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Vagina, its the true definition from the song you non gehtto dumbasses
girl, shake that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy girl
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A person who has long drawn out nipples like they have been pulled too hard off of a taffy puller, either because of a genetic defect or by force.
Guy 1: O man you shoulda seen the nips on this gurl
Guy 2: Were they pepperoni nipples? I hate those...
Guy 1: Nah man, dey was taffy nipples
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The act of pulling on a scrotum which has similar properties to that of taffy.
She reached down for his balls and tugged but her fingers cringed, she was pulling taffy.
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when the penis is in a semi-flacid state, not unlike taffy
Colin got taffy dick that bitch said!
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(Adj). When your nut sack sticks to your legs like a piece of taffy. (usually happens when sitting or laying down)
(cure). when laying down, pull sack through underwear pee hatch. Taffy nut domination!
Chase, I cant sleep because my nuts keep sliding down my leg, Fucking Taffy Nut!
A person (usually of the Caucasian descent) you know who likes to shove shit up his ass, like wine bottles, car keys, lightbulbs, toy trains, and in some cases uncles.
Well hot damn shove a stick up my ass and call me a taffy apple