Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

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I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^

Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.

Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)

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She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.

Hahe bri u thought.

Friend: Roast me
She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.

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stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum

That's what you're doing, fuckboi

Hey dude, stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum. Will ya mate?

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you still talking about it?

1) phrase used to express your general discomfort and/or annoyance with someone else's whining or crying
2) phrase used to communicate that you simply do not care

Malik: "Hey man I aced my culinary exam on types of kitchen knives!"
(5th time today mentioning it)
Jake: "Damn bro, you still talking about it?"

Are you talking about me?

What? Nono... This guy I saw- this guy I heard I mean... He was saying that. Why? Does it apply?

Hym "That's exactly what it is you smug fuck. You're perpetually trying to get me to pull you finger so you can fart in my face you fucking prick. 'ArE yOu TaLkInG aBoUt Me?' You think I don't fucking know that? Don't you think I already know exactly who that would go?"

What Are We Even Talking About

A meme from the show "Hazbin Hotel" referring to a part of a song.

Dude: "You know that one Hazbin Hotel meme?"
Person: "Yeah, it's that 'what are we even talking about' thing!"
Dude: "Dude sick you know what I'm talking about!"