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A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
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Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.
Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)
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Friend: Roast me
She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.
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That's what you're doing, fuckboi
Hey dude, stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum. Will ya mate?
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We don't talk About......... Bruno NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT
The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.
Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.
People who say "wtf are you talking about?" are complete idiots with an IQ of 50 who have zero business engaging into a conversation that they can't comprehend and that people who say "wtf are you talking about?" or "what are you on about?" must go back to 2nd grade.
Person A: Teaches Math 55
Person B: Took a nap during class
Person A: Wake up person B! Do you have an idea of what we are currently discussing?
Person B: Huh?! Wtf are you talking about?
Person A: Yeah, like I thought we were discussing the discrete probability theory so pay attention next time and I definitely you are going to get an E in this class for sure.