Tatty Dazzler

A harsh, raucous sounding release of flatulence unique to individuals suffering from advanced hemorrhoids

"Eh Wilson, did the bilge-gas balloons burst again last night?"
"No that were Midshipman Pettigrew, firing off a right "Tatty Dazzler".
He'll be wanting some unguent for that.
Sounds like his barnacles have turned into goose-neck barnacles!"

quite the tattie

quite content, unbothered

i was walking along quite the tattie, and then a bird shat on me

tatty daddy

A daddy with a lot of tattoos usually single.

Joanna: "Hmmm, look at that tatty daddy over there."
Her Child: "Mom! Stop, I already have a dad and I don't even know if he's mine."

Fatty Tatties

Fat people with lots of tattoes

Did you see all the fatty tatties at McDonalds?

tatty water

man juice

i sprayed my tatty water on my bitch

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tatty bye

Means goodbye, but literally translates to "potato bye." Yes. Very normal.

"I have to go now.... tatty bye."

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Tattie Houcer

A word commonly used to refer to Hibernian and Celtic fans.

'You're a right tattie houcer ya Hibee!'

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