Tehness

A wicked shaman from <Purple Train>

Dude, Tehness just pwned my face in a duel. R1 LB is like his Ice Lance! :(

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Teh

1. Definitive article.

A scatalogical derivation of the definite article "the", arising due to the over-used and over-rated nature of the "e" vowel. Used generally positioned to the front of a noun.

2. Not-so-definitive article.

A secondary derivation of the definite article "the". It's existance enhances the not-so-definitive nature of the English language, as well as the definitive nature of the noun or adjective succeeding it.

3. It's so 'teh', it ceases to be defined or even an article.

A tertiary derivation of the definate article "the" as well as the secondary derivation of the definitive article "teh" as well as the primary derivation of the not-so-definitive article "teh". Must be used only in scenarios where deemed grammatically inappropriate. The term in itself implies a sense of ostentatiousness, a sense of foreboding, a sense od delirium and a sense of altriustic narcissism. It is commonly employed to elicit a response of confusion and when used in the correct dosage may induce brain-death. Extra points are rewarded for using the term "teh" in so called 'combos' consisting of "teh"s and "Über"s. Warning: failure to urinate may result in discomfort.

Def 1. Teh cat fizzled within and without the time-space continuum because its existence was not considered a directly observable event.

Def 2. Maaaaan, that stuff you gave me last week. One word baby: TEH awesome.

Def 3. Proposition 628 is liek teh teh Über teh. Purple monkey dishwasher.

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TEH

Trans Exclusionary Homosexual. A Gay or Lesbian who will only date or have sex with people of the same biological sex as them. Also TEG or TEL.

The TEH won't date a Trans.

Teh

Teh is a spelling mistake of The. Fast typers usually forget their brains and so type "Teh" instead of "The

Teh party was so good last night

Teh

A person that can't type and what non-typing motherfuckers repeatedly type in place of the word "the" while online chatting or online conversing.

John, you are teh most impotent thing in my life and I hope teh good times are never fogotten. {They usually can't type or spell anything else either}

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Teh

1) the most common typo for "the"

2) "the," but usually used as slang when following it up with something stupid.

1) !!! TEH CAT IS TRYING TO FUCK THE DOG!!! OMGWTFBBQ!!!!

2) "george bush is teh coolest president evur... yeh me no shtoopid"

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Teh

Article.
Common misspelling of "the"
Commonly used by members of internet forums.

<insert name here>is teh fucktard.

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