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A mind raping experience that should not have to be endured by anyone.
I'm going to vomit if you don't turn this shit off, watching Australian television is like a slow painful death.
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the decision of tv viewers to schedule their time so that they watch a specific program at a specific time
opposite of viewers who sit down in front of a tv and watch whatever is on
People who schedule their lives around tv practice appointment television.
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You commit to watching a tv series with someone else, usually a partner, but watch an episode, or more without that person. Especially egregious if you watch a season finale without your tv partner.
Zach: Wanna watch the last episode of Game of Thrones tonight?
Emma: Oh, I watched that last night when you were working.
Zach: Wtf! You're television cheating on me hoe??
When a television show that you have recorded gets the end of it clipped off.
I set my DVR to record The Waltons and the recording stopped before I heard "Goodnight Johnboy." It was a television circumcision.
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While watching television with your bros you use the television bromote to control the tv
'Hey bro pass the television bromote, Jersey Shore is on!'
'No bro'blem broceratops'
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Refers to the smoking of cannabis in order to make bad television tolerable.
"Oh, god, are you watching this again? I'm going to need some television enhancement."
As opposed to Heavyweight Television, Neutered Television is a term used to define run of the mill, generic, & censored tv shows, generally on networks such as ABC, NBC, CBS etc. These shows are usually censored of sex, language, & violence, and often pale in comparison to serialized Heavyweight TV shows on cable & premium cable channels.
Person 1: "Did you check out the latest episode of Scandal on ABC last night"
Person 2: "HELL NO! I don't watch ABC or any Neutered Television shows. Just watch some Breaking Bad motherfucker!!!"