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To store a dismembered body efficiently into a confined space, such as a suitcase or refrigerator.
After disposing of those four witnesses into two suitcases; I have become a master of Murder Tetris.
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Quite simply, instead of being an attention whore, one is addicted to limelight from Tetris and playing it all the time, hence being a Tetris whore.
Guy 1: "Woah, he got up to a 1000 tetris matches in a month! I barely have 800!"
Guy 2: "Geez, you guys are such Tetris Whores."
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The game played when packing a van to utilize the space efficiently.
Fancy a game of van tetris?
No, I'm not helping you move house.
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The guy you want to get ready for a road trip with. He is so unbelievably good at packing a suitcase or a car with an impossible number of large and/or oddly shaped items that you'll think he must be a tetris god.
" 'Bro, how're we gonna take all these things to the beach?'
'It's all good dude. My dad is a tetris packer.' "
When you keep pooping for too long, your shit forms a pyramid until you feel something caressing your butt hole
Kinda like how you lose and game over in Tetris
I ate so much sweet corn and stayed for like half an hour in the loo until I was Tetris caressed
it’s when you kick someone in the neck so hard that their neck flies off and their head drops onto their body, like when you complete a line in tetris and it goes away and the above line falls down on the bottom line.
After being tetris kicked by Chuck Norris, Tom Cruise was never the same again.
when emails pour into your inbox faster than you can react to them.
man, i'm going to have to work through lunch today, i'm too busy playing inbox tetris
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