Reading Textbooks

Code for smoking weed.

Joe: Hey Bob wanna go and start reading textbooks after school today?
Bob: Hell yeah!
Uninformed kid: Oh wow they sure like studying. They don't look like the type to care about school.

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textbook my meat

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

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Textbook Deflection Technique

A deflection technique that is frequently used.

"Are you saying I'm unathletic... Cause yeah I am"
"He just used a Textbook Deflection Technique"

The Textbook Break-up

One trully awsome band

Dude did you see the textbook break-up?
they trully kicked ass

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mr. textbook

a threat used by teachers.

If you kids don't quiet down i'll get out our old friend mr. textbook and you can make notes from him, and if you don't like it call the kids help line.

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textbook cum-stain

A textbook cum-stain is the visible splotch of cum spot left on a guy's textbook after he jacks off in class.

I remember having a lot of textbook cum-stains on my books in highschool. I still have some of them!

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Textbook buy-back

v. The act of selling one's text books from the previous semester back to the university. This will ALWAYS result in feelings of abuse, frustration, being ripped off, and barely enough cash to pay for a conciliatory ice cream cone.

"Dude, I spent like $500 on text books for class this spring, and I went to the university book store for a Textbook buy-back, and they only paid me $23 for the whole lot!"

"Wow! That's messed up! You must feel pretty ripped-off, abused, and frustrated. Wanna go get some ice cream?"

"Sure. Next year I'm definitely buying my books online, if the school posts the book list earlier than seven days before class!"