Thank Youuu

Mostly said by girls through text. It means they're very appreciative about what you just told them. (compliments or Get Well Wishes)

-"I hope you get well soon"

-"Thank Youuu"

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Thanks Pat

A term to answer to someone when they keep stating the time towards people who already know it.

Its 5 minutes to the end of class

Thanks Pat!

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thanks tips

A sarcastic reply to someone's pointless, obvious statement. Can be said with varying degrees of snark or nastiness, depending on situation

Origin uncertain. May come from the 'helpful tips' supplied by computer programs and similar.

Lucy walks in out of the rain, soaked to the skin.
Dennis: Wow, you're soaking wet!
Lucy: Thanks tips! I hadn't noticed even though my hair is dripping all over your floor!

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thank you

A phrase not often heard nowadays, much like "forgive me" and "I'm a virgin."

Thank you for farting in my face, doctor.

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thanks, Congress!

Slang used to blame real problems on the ineffectual Republican-obstructed Congress.
Coined during the 2013 government shutdown. Used literally, as opposed to the sarcastic "thanks Obama."

The NSF, NIST, NASA, NIH, FDA, EPA, etc were shut down, we lost around 300,000 jobs and $24 billion from the economy – thanks, Congress!

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thanks though

In spite of that; recognizing something good in light of something negative or bad. Not to be confused with "thanks anyway".

"Still waiting to receive the package. Thanks though for the update"

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Thanks Jason

Stating the obvious because Jason always knows with his $40,000 education, sarcasm.

Mike - It is hot outside today.

Kevin - Thanks Jason

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