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Adam is the most amazing man on the planet. As the first Adam was to Eve, he takes care of his partner and is a modest fellow. Very focused and intellectual, Adam can sometimes be too set on something and loses sight of what's most important. Quite easily influenced by friends, Adam is a bit gullible yet ignorant of this fact.
Needless to say, Adam was the first man to get laid. This is often true for his friendship groups. He may speak his mind and be very hurtful sometimes, but as a deep and dark fellow he doesn't always mean it. A realist, you must be careful what you say to him. He's not afraid to speak his mind. The most amazing partner, you couldn't find anyone more hot and handsome than Adam, nor anyone better in bed. If you have an Adam in your life, as a friend or significant other, you are VERY lucky indeed.
Girl 1: "That man in perfect. I bet his name is Adam!"
Beth: "That's right, and he's MINE! Back off! (:"
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Guy 1: "Trust Adam to be the first to get laid!"
Guy 2: "Well, it's a historical tradition!"
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Adam : bro did you see Adam last night
Ella : yeah with his massive shlong
Adam : yeah it was hugeeee
Ella : I want to bing on it so bad
Adam : AND BONG!
Ella : He's such an Adam
Blake : hi ella
Ella : Fuck off Blake
Adam : Bing Bong
Ella : Fuck off Adam I have tummy aches :(
Adam : pussy
Ella : suck my shlong
Adam : please never say that again
Ella : SUCK MY SHLONG
Adam : no
Ella : ok
Blake : oh hi Ella
Adam : 4
Ella : OMG I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
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adams so dreamyyy <3 he has silk brown hair and the six pack of a hottie. hes so tall and will protect you over anything. all though his flwas are he only has a 1 inch pinch so you wont be getting far in the bed. he will always love ava rose dore sargent. he will also steal all your money so watch out he is a big scammer.
girl 1: Omg your so attractive adam and look at that six pack <3
Adam: thx baby girl my house 8pm before my bedtime
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A extremely long penis of at least nineteen inches.
He was taunting me with Jake, so I just whipped out Adam and put him to shame!
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Adam is a great person.He will always there for anyone no matter what.Hes the friend you call at 2 in the morning when youre in jail , or the friend you call if you are just simply bored.He's always there to talk or to make you laugh no matter what.When he gets his sights set on a girl he'll definitely follow through and be commited for no matter how long it takes.Every girl wants to go out with him especially younger girls.Any girl would be lucky to have a guy like him , just as friends or more! He never ever forgets memories they will always be there! He's a ladys man everybody loves him! He definitely loves showing off all the girls he gets with
"Wow I kissed Samira last nite " Said David
"I did way more than that on my bed " Said Adam
"Yeah , whatever " Said David
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Guy 1: Hey, who owns that impressive pile of chick's hearts?
Guy 2: Adam, of course. Fucker.
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Adams are class president material. People with the name Adam are absolute chick magnets, and can usually play the drums. Adams are the most optimistic people you will ever meet, and they make up everything.
"Wow that dude must be such an Adam look at all those girls checking him out!"
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