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Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion.
James: "Last night Lisa surprised me with an Alligator Roll, and she came for nearly an hour! I think the bite might have left a scar though..."
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Someone that never offers to pay for anything. They suddenly can't reach their wallet/purse when its time to pay the bill because they are cheap.
It should have been $40/each, but John has alligator arms and didn't put any money in.
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what happenes when the turd is so big it bobs up and down.
Dude, you should see the lazy alligator i just put in the toilet.
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A sexual act in which you and your partner engage in intercourse and then roll down a sand dune, specifically Sleeping Bear Dunes.
Jack and Jill went up the dune and Michigan Alligatored the whole way down.
“why the hell is there an alligator in here?”
“hE’s a LoKi”
-some loki variants arguing about alligator loki
When one takes a Viagra pill, becomes erect, and sticks the weiner in a cooler/freezer for a short time. Then, after the cooling, the subject pushes their pleasure stick behind their legs, resembling a tail, and receives oral.
Me: I was so stoked when my girl agreed to do a frozen alligator with me!
Colin: How was that even possible??
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A handjob from someone with calloused, scaly hands and they spit on it which does very little to improve the sensation.
Nah, she doesn't use hand lotion at all... Best you could get offa her is a wet alligator.