commit kermit

when you want to die but your brain is thinking about the muppets

i want to commit kermit

The Shit Commitment

The Shit Commitment is a invulntary action that happens when you need to take a dump. You walk into the bathroom and see the seat and ur brain sends signals to your ass to release pressure on the shit and prepare to fire. The odds of aborting are exactly 1:17

I almost missed the toilet because I tried to cancel the shit commitment.

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hulu and commitment

When you want more than just "Netflix and chill" in a relationship.

Nick: Wanna Netflix and chill?

Rene: I'm looking for something more serious. I wanna Hulu and commitment

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Commit to the Indian

During a rant, former coach Denis Savard told his players to, "Commit to the Indian, commit to the jersey.." The phrase soon become the unofficial slogan of the Chicago Blackhawks and was taken up by the fans.

To be Committed to the Indian means to believe in the team, through thick and thin. Most fans are committed, however there are the few that are just going along for the ride.

Fan 1: Commit to the Indian!
Fan 2: DETROITS SUCKS!
Fan 3: I'm just here for the beer and to be like everyone else.

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pot committed

The act of having "put in so many chips", or otherwise risk of consequence, that you might as well follow through with the plan.

Johnny: Y'sure you wanna ditch school early?
Tommy: Well we've made it to Jack in the Box, so I say we're pretty pot committed at this point.

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commiting a Fallony

v. Repeating, re-tweeting, or otherwise distributing, in butchered form, jokes or "bits" that Jimmy Fallon did on his show, or pretending a joke is from Fallon when you made it up yourself.

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So then he said, I think I've got this right, "Why are they just looking for Pings when there are lots of other Chinese folks missing?"

I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.

commitment nazi

a girl who wont put out without being in a commited relationship

"dude i totally tried to get with your sister but shes a total commitment nazi"