DMS

Similar to DYS (meaning drill yourself), but instead of telling someone else to drill themselves to death. You are saying you want to drill yourself to death.

Person 1: "I want to go to a party and have some fun."
Person 2: "Right after I wanna dms with a sharp drill."

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The DM

The Dookie Monster; a.k.a. when your stomach is hurting really bad and you know that you may not be able to make it to the bathroom before you crap your pants.

Friend 1: Oh crap!
Friend 2: What?
Friend 1: The DM's knocking!
Friend 2: Hahaha

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DM

DM = Dominant Male.
Usually likes to take charge and lead situations. Saves defenseless girls from oncoming traffic, bushes, curbs and other obsticles. Is usually descisive.

She was lucky she had DM with her otherwise she may have fallen right over that shrub into oncoming traffic.

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Dm

An abbreviation of the phrase "Dick Muncher"

Is typically used as an insult, or to describe a person who enjoys the company of the proverbial manflute ;)

I hate that guy, he's a total dm
Woah dude, don't you think that's a bit far
No, he totes is fam

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DM

Cold blooded psychopathic individual that likes to stalk people and rape them in their sleep,especially if your named Spindleshanx. He also has a fetish that involves small furry animals and boiling hot water.

Once DM has you in his sights,locking the door and filling the keyhole with selly's all gap wont even stop him.

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DM

Revelstoke Term for people who are über drunk. Short hand version for Drunk Mess.

Someone who has had way to much to drink, usually resulting in puking, passin out, or hookin up wit someone.

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Davanna your such a drunk mess.

DM!!!Haha last night you were so wasted

Your such a drunk mess, you hooked up with |insert name|

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DM

Death Match

In and RPG, to randomly kill someone for no reason at all, or to DM.

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