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Located in Foggy Bottom of D.C., George Washington University is primarily known as the "University for Consumer Culture". The institution has gained a reputation for fostering sons and daughters of the wealthy, whose goals seem to be excess material consumption and pretentious fashion-following, despite having bright students.
Such rumors were likely propagated after the University's world record-braking tuition fees, much of which is put toward entertainment provided for students (e.g. laser light shows, parades, galas, slush-rides and other services external to education itself).
The school is also criticized for lacking a "campus" in the traditional sense of the word.
OMG!!!! I got into George Washington University, lol!!! I am SO going shopping in Georgetown with Daddy's plastic, first day I get there. How exited am I that our dorms are like palaces!!!
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A small bag of weed worth 1$ usually weighing 0.1 Grams
Sam: dooode we dont have any money
Tyler: no i have a doller
Sam: i wana smoke and thats not gonna get us shit
Clyde:naaaa man il hook you guys up with a fat George Washington Bag!
Sam:YESSSSSSSS
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To George Washington is to liberally apply dry shampoo to ones hair when in a state of being greasy. Thus turning the hair to a white color that resembles that of George Washington's. Ultimately after the George Washington process is over ones hair appears clean.
Damn, the water heater's broken. I guess I'm just going to have to George Washington (verb) my hair today.
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The school rich spoilled brats go to where despite daddy's donations they still couldn't get into Georgetown.
Living conditions also consist of 7 people crammed into a single dorm room like sardines.... but at least you are still in DC
Its cool I didn't get into Georgetown... Daddy felt bad so he got me a new car, a Fendi, a spot at George Washington University and we're all going to Cabo for the weekend! Totes Fun!
Whats the one thing Georgetown University and George Washington University Students both have in common?
They both applied to Georgetown
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if two girls eiffel tower a dude, the girl that is sitting on the dude's face is in reverse cowgirl orientation. not sure if you've ever tried this but your nose ends up too close to her ass and there isn't much to do from back there besides tongue-bang her. so flip that girl around by 180 degrees so she's in cowgirl orientation. much better for eating her out but now the girls can't high-five. however, the girl on your face can reach back for a low five from the girl on your dick or they can even hold hands this way, resembling the suspension on a bridge.
these two girls wanted to eiffel tower me but i showed 'em how to George Washington Bridge instead.
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Dodge Durangos are the leading cause of death on G.W. campus because of the lack of campus and its obscure position next to a major roadway. Tuition at G.W. is the among the highest in the United States, which causes parents to sell younger siblings and themselves on the street corner. Students here are snobby assholes who own big SUVs to compensate for the little dicks. They like to think they're smart but in reality they got accepted because they're stupid enough to pay the tuition, which is so high it could feed Zimbabwe and Cambodia for five years. Former alum include such dictators as Raul Castro, Hugo Chavez, and Saddam Hussein, which leads to my point that this school was built by secret Pentagon and CIA funds to train dictators. They're curriculum promotes homegrown terrorism and worldwide domination. Some say the virus AIDs was started here.
Hugo Chavez:" Hey Raul, are you going to the class reunion at George Washington University tomorrow?"
Raul:"No, you fucking asshole. I am going to put some journalist in jail for correctly citing that my dick is very small."
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1) Casually slip out of social engagements, in such a way that one's host does not even notice.
2) Casually loiter near the head of the buffet line, waiting for the signal for guests to begin serving themselves, in order to be able to be the first to eat (derived from (1): the better to be able to slip away quickly.)
I don't want to visit my parent's friend's anniversary party. Want to pull a George Washington?
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