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The Literal definition of a MC, This man can do anything and hilariously get away from it. Jonathan have the uncanny ability to avoid any danger. Be friends with this man, you will die if you don't.
Girl A: Hey how did you lost him!
Girl B: Sorry, but he's a Jonathan
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coolest kid ever, sooo nice, sexy, hot, big dick, everything
i want my vagina in jonathans cock
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Jonathan is a real nigga dat don't play games when it come 2 his girl if u fucc her he will SH00T YO A$$ UP N0 CAP He Is thirsty as a MF and will always go 4 dat a$$ , is funny, great kisser, ain't n0 virgin ,THE G.O.A. T at 2k a sneaker head, hypebeast owns alot of money will flex his money when he has the chance and gets heart broken easily 💔 Ain't n0 snitch, doesn't get everything he deserves, The plug, Runs away from the opps if a othe nigga snitches or get in trouble. 👮🏻 Plus do N0T FUCC HIS GURL or dis nigga will shoot yo a$$ up, gets all the hoes and th0ts ,will always get in trouble and rule breaker AND MOST IMPORTANTLY his dick is ENORMOUS.
Person 1: damn is dat Jonathan
Person 2: O shit damn dat is , run nigga run
Jonathan: nigga bring y0 a$$ 0ver here I got the strap don't play wit me nigga b 4 I shoot y0 a$$
Person 2: (runs away )
Jonathan: he aigth bet nigga (shoots his a$$)
Person 1: O SHIT
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Jonathan can also be defined as god, or god like. In simple terms... you shall bow down to him willingly.
Jonathan is the greatest.
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A sexy Beast!! Blue eyed, and buff. Tends to be attracted to slightly older women. Likes; walks on the beach, and blondes.
That sexy beast Jonathan walked with his pretty blonde girlfriend Chloe.
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a guy whose super sweet and spoils you, usually tall with dark hair and eyes you could see your reflection. If tell him something secretive he'll keel it and never tell a soul unless you wanted it. He goes by your commands and I's your ride or die. Soft hands and amazing multitasker. The true dream is a Jonathan.
Girl #1: Did yall hear about the New Boy Jonathan?
Girl #2: I heard he is so tall and obeying is what i heard
Girl #3: I heard His hands are soft like clouds so they call him the "Dream Boy"
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A guy who constantly makes a Donald duck impression in to his microphone while playing gears of war 2.
Your pulling a Jonathan right now mate!
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