Milwaukee Magician

Milwaukee Magician:

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-Verb
The act of tucking the male genitalia between the legs to give the appearance of the female mons pubis.

Damm dude! I went to the small island of Indonesia and saw a shit ton of Milwaukee magician's going on, what the fuck.

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dark magician

The cheapest card of all. It is used in The show YuGiOh and is often only drawn when Yugi is in trouble and "believes in the heart of the cards" as he says. We all know that he is a dirty liar and his deck is rigged and the "believe in the heart of the cards" is just bullcrap so noone knows hes really cheating. Only 12 year olds who play Runescape believe him.

Yugi is down to 14 life points and the enemy is at 4000.
Yugi : "I BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS!!!!!11111!!!!1"
Enemy: "lawl yea okay there Yugi, you know thats not gonna work"
Yugi draws a card
Yugi: "AHAHA, I HAVE DRAWN THE DARK MAGICIAN!!!1111!!!!!1, NOW I WILL DESTROY YOU IN 1 HIT CUZ IM THAT 1337 YO!!!!!11!!!1111"
Yugi attacks the enemy and wins the match
Enemy: "LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, YUGI IS HAXING ADMIN PL0X BAN HIM NAO!!!!!!111!!!!!!!"

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maths magician

Thats mathematician you idiot... not maths magician

Henry's father is a mathematician.
Henry's father is no maths magician.

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maths magician

Someone who is good at maths

Leroy: Yo Bob, what's 300,000 ÷ 8?
Bob: 37,500.
Leroy: Wow Bob, you're a maths magician!

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dark magician

when several of these magicians gather, their intense power can build and cause total mass destruction

dan:we should be safe in this forest...
ralph: no! dark magicians!
*both men are instantly killed*

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Magician's Logic

Two different misapplications of the association of ideas.

Penn and Teller: Bullshit! uses Magician's logic to argue against things like Global Warming.

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Sex Magician

A person who is amazing in bed.

Thomas wants people to know him for who he really is, A Sex Magician

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