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The act of luring someone into giving you a blowjob on the premise of giving a blowjob, but not providing a blowjob.
"SO, he said to me, hey if you suck my cock, i'll suck yours.... how about it stud?
So I gave him a blowjob and then when it was my turn he just pulled up his pants, laughed at me, winked and said
Funky cold medina"
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Originally just a “fuzzy navel,” that’s what Loc and the Beastie Boys were talking about, but many new versions of the drink have popped up since hip-hop made it famous… trust an old G
Dat funky cold Medina droppin ur momma’s panties in the 80’s is the only reason ur around to look this ish up!
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The funky cold medina is a mixture of urine, feces, peanut butter and sour milk. According to Ricardo Gomes (an inmate on the show 'Lockup'), this 'sinister concoction' is used to throw on a victim as a punishment of sorts.
"My brother stole a couple of fries from me when I went to the bathroom. The next day I hit him with a Funky Cold Medina. He won't be stealing from me again."
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It'll make the ladies love ya
i asked the guy "why you so fly", he told me: "funky cold medina"
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When Medina NY high school gets destroyed by barker
Barker kid A: yo we fucking destroyed Medina in that last game
Barker kid B: yea let’s post Medina k because they suck
Barker kid A: yea bro fuck Medina ong