The seemingly ubiquitous phenomenon in which all of your high school friends from the midwest are engaged soon after high school and have kids shortly thereafter.
Wow, poor Sally and John sure fell into that midwest rush getting married at 19 and having kids at 20.
When a girl isn't the ugliest person ever seen in the world, because midwesterners have low standards.
Person A:you see that blonde from wisconsin? Pretty hot right?
Person B:Pfft, she's a Midwest 10 and an LA 3
In the Midwest, particularly Minnesota, the word ‘fine’ when used like “Yea I’m fine” or “Oh that’s fine” doesn’t mean that something is truly fine, it translates roughly to “nothing is going right and everything is shitty”
Fine could be considered a more subtle version of “could be better”
Person 1: That crash was rough, you ok?
Person 2: Oh yeah I’m fine
Person 1: Is that fine fine or midwest fine
Really sexy and hot. CRYSTAL LAKE
Showbiz Midwest is hot!
Word for the drug methamphetamine
Phil: "Ben's been up for 4 days what's wrong with him?"
John: "He's on that midwest slimfast."
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A Pair of Perky, Flat, Yet Busty Mammaries, That Are Known To Be Presented On Women From The Midwest. Also Known To Sag Around 50 Years of Age.
Guy 1: Man, I can't tell whether Halle Berry is voluptuous or just using a pushup bra!!!
Guy 2: Those Are Midwest Titties My Friend, You Will Know By The Time She Is 50 Whether Such Claims Are True !
When you forcefully spit on your thigh, and finger it until you get friction burns. Then you have to snort up all of the remains.
I did the most aggressive Midwest Snorkel last night with my mom.