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Mandatory ugly fat friend. Every hot girl you know in your life has one of these. They are often known has enforcers, body guards, and offensive linemen. Not sure the reasoning behind it, maybe the hot girls want to make themselves look better, but just always make sure you beware of the MUFF...
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Muff: muff is now a very rare species of vagina, it is BIG HAIRY SMELLY FLOPPY STRETCHED WORNO OUt fud, these "muffs" are a dieing species since the invention of mufficide or more commonly know as a brazilian, did you know? each day over 1,000,000 muffs are killed in humanly by being ripped of with boiling hot wax or with a razor or even sometimes laser surgery, you've all heard of save the whales, well now we have save the muff so please with all your heart vote no on mufficide even tho muffs are fucking disgusting lol
"oohh baby i can't wait till u put it in"*pulls down undies* holly fuck!!!!!!!! your 15 years old and u have a great big old hairy fucking muff... man it smells like someones gotten fish and deep fried it in poo u young attractive hagg!
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This word is widely known as another word for a vagina. ALTHOUGH this definition states that the word muff is a shortened form of saying "motherfucker."
I'm fresher than a muff.
You're such a muff.
I'm tired of these muffing snakes on this muffing plane.
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when somebody does something stupid, their friends call muff and hit them on the head. can be avoided if that person quickly calls 5/10.
bob: where do babies come from?
bill: from the stork duh
bob: thats a muff
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a hairy female under carraige.
christ, i heard she's got a muff man.
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1. To push someone with malice
I muffed Desi's bitch ass in the back of the head
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A)A Sexy Royal Scene Kid
B)Delicious Pussy
A)Queen Muff says, "Die!"
B) I beat that Muff up!
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