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replacing the milk

The act of drinking the milk on Christmas Eve and replacing it with semen.

I hope Santa doesn’t come tonight and start replacing the milk.

by blackbetty010 December 28, 2019


Replacement Girlfriend

A girl who is friends with a boy with a girlfriend. When his girlfriend is away (or asleep or just not responding) the friend is his “replacement girlfriend”. He treats her almost as he would his normal girlfriend.

Lauren is Drew’s replacement girlfriend when his real one is asleep.

by Pudgy Monkey March 6, 2024


Replacement rival

When you're playing Mario Kart and take out the person in front of you to take the lead, only for another player to show up and claim it out of nowhere.

"I knocked out Yoshi to reach 1st, but then Shy Guy showed up as a replacement rival.

by hoppingicon January 7, 2023


Replacement Hollmer

Something that cannot be achieved

This Replacement Hollmer contest may never end.

by Not a singer January 31, 2005


Lightbulb replacer

A person whose profession is to replace lightbulbs for people who are too lazy to do it themselves. It is also on of the lowest paying jobs.

My cousin never did any of his work in school, and now he is a lightbulb replacer.

by SweatyWalrus July 29, 2023


Replacement Babies

The first (or surviving) children you (or your spouse) have to replace you (and spouse if any) after you die.

We don't want to overpopulate the earth, so Jim and I plan on adopting after having our replacement babies, so after they murder us in cold blood, the world's population will go back to normal.

by WomanFriend August 30, 2009


replacement jestin

a person who can never replace an the original

damn it, another replacement jestin failed...”
yep i guess we’ll never find a good one

by thisisnotapipe February 24, 2021