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A Dirty Smitty is when a frail and unsuspecting man with the skeletal structure of Mr.Burns (Simpsons Reference) requires to have his salad tossed to obtain an erection. Typically awkward and poorly coordinated sexual acts are to follow.
Hey Sara what's the matter?
My husband has been so stressed out that he's become a Dirty Smitty
Oh he's so cute.
Be careful, I heard he's a Dirty Smitty
Brad Pitt is so hot I hope he's a Dirty Smitty
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A refreshing cocktail that contains both rohypnol and a Plan B. Named after Smitty, a gentleman who cared about overpopulation and single mothers.
Someone have Jessica a smitty colada.
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A young male (usually high school age) who is an excellent student and a very likeable, friendly guy. Usually late and very rowdy in class. Teachers don't know how to handle Smitty Kids because they are good students, but they are constantly trying to persuade the teacher into letting them do group work with their large circle of friends (Note: Only one Smitty Kid per group of friends). Smitty Kids love to laugh, but may get out of hand if their pride is not chequed.
Oh man, that Smitty Kid is so cool and popular!
Did you see the swag on that Smitty Kid yesterday?
Man, that Smitty Kid is really getting on her nerves!
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Sweaty, dirty fingers, inferring that the persons hands are unclean and sticky.
Example 1:
Bella: Get you're smitty fingers off me!
George: :(
Example 2:
Gary: Nom CHOCOLATE!
Bill: *slaps hand away* keep you're smitty fingers away from my easter egg!
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Small ol' Titties.
May refer to a female that has an unusually small bust size. See flatchested.
The opposite of tig ol' bitties which refer to a woman's large breasts.
A woman with tall ol' smitties may be subject to ridicule and humiliation by others, and may not be considered a suitable mate by some men. This, however, is not recommended because all titties should be seen as a gift from God. Some men enjoy tall ol' smitties because they tend to be more perky than tig ol' bitties.
Guy A: Man, look at the tig ol' bitties on that girl over there! DAMN!!
Guy B: Yeah, but her friend's tall ol' smitties are just fine.
Guy A: Tall ol' smitties can't be fine! What's wrong with you man?
Guy B: Man, trust, tall ol' smitties are just fine. They're almost always perky, and I don't have to worry about much saggage.
Guy A: I see your point man, tig ol' bitties can get a little saggy at times.
The famous inventor of the most popular mime academy in the history of all schools. Also known as William Smith (Smitty)
Guy 1: Did you know that The Mime Academy of Smits was made by Dr. Smitty Jones!
Guy 2: Who doesn't!
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When you make $95 million deals but can't seal the deal on any girls.
You just failed to hook up with another girl, Smitty What a Pity
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