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A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.
Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”
When one guy runs at full speed at another person who is sitting down and they knock then over with their testacles, causing pain for both parties but humiliation only for one.
Austin got the hammer of Thor from Brandon while he was playing video games.
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When you raise ur fist in the heavens and drop ur fist on someone.
Please dont do thor's hammer on me.
I'm sorry for making fun of your mom, dont do thor's hammer
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An informal greeting to acknowledge the presence of the nordic god of thunder Thor.
John: Steve, here's Thor.
Steve: Ohai Thor.
John: Thor, that's Steve
Thor: Ohai Steve.
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one of the dumbest superheros ever. if he was a god why did they even make a comic of him, of course he will win.
i am Thor, i took over a guys body and now he is thor, lets go throw hammers like a lumberjacks
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The act of rubbing tiger balm on your penis prior to having intercourse
She wasn't very tight so i decided to break out Thors hammer
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An obnoxiously strong mixed cocktail made with mostly alcohol and very little mix.
I had two Thor Pours and now I can’t even stand up or walk straight.