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A sex act in which the Male must have a penis head covered in dry, crusty semen (see Dick Cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners vagina. The male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to Woody the Woodpecker.
"Yeah man, gave her The Crusty Woodpecker last night"
"You what?!?"
Where the woman’s lies down and prepares to receive oral sex. The man must possess a rather bulbous boxers snot of a nose. The man then must drilling the woman’s gee with his nose like an impact driver. That is the art of the woodpecker
I gave my woman the woodpecker and now she’s walking like someone with polio
A cartoon character everyone remembers but never watched
Jon: Woody Woodpecker is one of my favorite cartoon characters!
The act of performing vaginal or anal sex solely using dildo headgear apparatus. For maximum effectiveness, your hands must be tied behind your back while mimicking the habits of a woodpecker.
Last night my girl gushed like a fountain while performing the woodpecker on her!!
When you're getting a handy and your kid walks in and says there's a woodpecker in your bed.
Oh my god dad.... There's a woodpecker under your sheets.
Woodpecker: The person on the receiving side of a Glory Hole. While giving head, the person bangs their head against the wall.
As Brian put his dick into the Glory Hole, he wondered who the woodpecker on the other side was.
A female that sucks men off well
I met this gyal last night, she was a real woodpecker!
Your girl is a woodpecker!