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he so annoying after you date him he will act like your just some plain old trash.
person 1- hey zach i love you
zach- i love you too
*after they break up*
person 1- hey im supe-
*zach intterupting*
zach- shut the fuck up bitch your so fucking annoying god
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That ugly kid with pimples who smells like dog food and has dandruff in his hair.
When was the last time Zachary washed his hair?
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An Asian dude who robs your cock
That guy is such a Zachary , he robbed everyone's cock
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When your girlfriend breaks up with you, instead of writing mean things on your facebook, you have sex with her best friend or sister, whichever she is closest too, film it, then send it to her via text message, preferably when you know she's having a great day!
She broke up with me, so i waited until her graduation day to give her "The Zachary" shit was cash.
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1. This typical boy is not like many.
2. Bluish green eyes and durty blond hair.
3.athletic.
4.tall.
5.He is known to have and incredibly large penis.
6.very sexual but only in his mind and in a playfully manor.
7.He is a very good listener and can easily joke around.
8.He is not very picky and can easily be persuaded. 9His favorite colors Blue, Green, Coral.
10.when he finds something special, he holds on to it or else he gets his heart broken.
11.Very attractive and sweet, kind, generous and caring man.
12.Someone who will always be the arms to go to.
13.Someone who keeps his word
14.Someone who is very confident in himself but not arrogant.
15.A man of integrity and respect.
16.The one person who will always make someone feel beautiful expecially his girlfriend/spouse.
17.Someone who puts his all into everything he does.
18.keeps and holds onto one girl and one girl only at a time.
19.will never cheat on a girl.
20.will love someone with everything he does, meaning his heart and soul.
Zachary, honest loyal guy who loves someone for whour they are and not what he wants them to be.
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girl: your legs hairy af
zachary: i know(: that's not the only thing
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Zachary Iz An Amazing Guy That Loves To Make People Laugh. He Smells Amazingg ! & Is A Wannna Bee Ganster. But Pulls It Off Better Then Any Other White Guy I Know(: , Loves To Play Sports Mainly Basketball. Heeezz A Player Haterr ! Bahaha , Hmmm Hes A Good Kisser. A VERY Good Kisser! (; , Weeeaaalll Thats About It For Zach(:
Alex : Dwamm Theres Zachary! Isnt He Hot!
Lexi : Ewwwhh, Not Really
Alex : You Stupid FuckTard !
Lexi : Hey , Dont Call Names
Both : Hahahahahaha (:
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