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atheist

Someone who believes that when we die, nothing happens.

Atheist: When we die, nothing happens.
Non-Atheist: So we don't go to heaven?
Atheist: No.

by jonnyg1 October 20, 2006

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atheist

Someone that believes that there is no god. Some are more tolerant than others some are more fanatical than others, just like in every other group in the world.

PS: To the Christians, we tend to comment on you the most because you tend to attack the most. I have yet to run into a Buddhist monk ranting about how I'm going to suffer for all eternity for not being Buddhist.

Someone less tolerant of others: Haha. You're religious?! Stupid f*cking loser.

Someone more tolerant of others: Oh, I see. You're religious. I'm atheist.

by Atchan September 18, 2005

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atheist

A person with no invisible means of support.

Atheist: I do not accept the existence of a deity or of divine beings that I cannot perceive.

Just as a person with belief appears to have no visible means of support. Belief is supported by faith in historical evidence in the Biblical testaments, Josephus, Philo, and other noted historians.

by Chris W. Coldren January 21, 2007

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atheist

A person who believes in one less god than a monotheist.

One of the many things monotheists share with atheists, is that they don't believe in Thor at all.

by Maurog September 16, 2007

145๐Ÿ‘ 135๐Ÿ‘Ž


Atheist

Someone that thinks of a god or gods as impossible, or just doesn't really care. Atheism is a lack of belief, not a belief so atheism is not a religion. Atheists may or may not have a love of science. Some atheists have plausible reasons for being an atheist, while others don't. You can be one of the following kinds of atheists:

1) Someone that has had something personal happen with their religion and doesn't believe in god because of that personal problem

2) Angry atheist: Someone intolerant to religion.

3) retaliating atheist: Someone that fights back when theists (mostly Christians) pick a fight. NOTE: Some theists confuse this one with #2 because atheists don't want Christianity to be in the government or anything symbolizing the government. These include flags, post offices, schools, town/village/city halls, etc.

4) Someone that really doesn't care and so by their lack of belief, are classified as an atheist.

5) Agnostic atheist. This one is commonly confused as agnostics. There are no such things as agnostics in the belief system. You can be an agnostic atheist or an agnostic theist, but you can't be just an agnostic.

1)

"I'm an atheist"
"Why?"
"I have had personal troubles with religion"

2)
"I am intolerant to religion"
"Why?"
"Because it is the root of all evil"

3)
"I'm an atheist and I don't think religion should be in the government"
"You are an angry atheist"
"No, I just don't want the government forcing religion on me."

4)

"Are you a christian?"
"I don't really care"
"Are you an atheist?"
"Again, I don't care"

5)
"I'm an agnostic atheist. I don't believe there is enough evidence to prove the existence of a god."

by thegreatatheistdefiner June 1, 2009

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atheist

A person who uses logic to figure out that there is no such thing as a higher power or diety

They also do not believe in satan seing as he would be a higher power.

If the bible is so "holy", why does it have an author?

by AJ December 5, 2004

329๐Ÿ‘ 329๐Ÿ‘Ž


atheist

One who believes there are no gods in existence.

An atheist hasn't beliefs that conflict with a Christian or Muslim.

by CatWithTheGatt March 19, 2003

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