Spunk Bib

A napkin with a hole in it for a protruding penis. Meant to catch access spunk during masturbation or philashio

Uncle jack used an old McDonald’s napkin as a spunk bib when be beat off his car on lunch break.

pee bib

A napkin you tuck under dick while you are peeing, this way you do not get pee on you pants from splash back or shaking it out.

You should have used a pee bib so it didn't look like you peed on your pants.

whack bib

A towel or old piece of clothing used repeatedly to clean up yourself after masturbating.

I'm so embarrassed, my mom found my whack bib under my bed.

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Bolivian Bib

While performing oral sex on a women, the man or woman reach up and choke the reciever causing lack of breathing to amplify pleasure.

Laura recieved one of the most intense bolivian bibs in her life.

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jizz bib

When one puts an item of clothing, eg a T-Shirt, over ones stomach to catch any stray spoog when knocking one out.

My girlfriend didn't suspect a thing until she found my used Jizz bib under the sofa. She had to tear it off the upholstery.

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puss bib

Fat below the belly button, usualy seen on largely obese women, immediately above the vagina, as an extra belly. Also known as "ass in front".

Look at the puss bib on marge. I bet her shoes never get wet.

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Cock bib

(n.) Someone who complains about something everyone else is experiencing at that moment in time. This person usually has an attention disorder.

Person 1: "fuuck this line is so long.. i'll never get to see avatar in 3D"
Person 2: "stfu cock bib"

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