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The theory that if a woman had sex with an guy who is ok at sex right after having sex with a midget, the sex will be even more amazing with the next normal guy. The big bang theory also has a sub theory that you must divide the seconds of sex by the midget's age and multiply that by two and add the number of the normal guy's age to get the "Fucking Density".
The Big Bang Theory explains the "Fucking Density" which is as follows:
30-midget's age
35-normal dude's age
500-seconds of sex with midget
500/30 x 2 + 35= 68.34
68.34 is the "Fucking Density" in this case.
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When you love someone’s brain, and maybe love them, but don’t pursue a sexual relationship.
Usually coincides with having a spouse you can’t talk to about work or intellectual topics and you use a smart girl/guy as a conversational side piece.
Dr Meade and Harris are always talking and eating lunch together, are they hooking up?
Nah, she’s just his Big Bang boo, his wife is a kindergarten teacher.
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A hole lot of sh*t attempting to make learning fun sheldon or shelly is just a 6 foot guy whom doesn’t understand sarcasm and is only there for comedic affect.
You know you love sheldon and you got hard when Howard was talking about sex or anything sexual whent on screen 14 year old boys
The Big Bang theory. Is good
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A pizza placed on the menu which acts solely as a front for gigolo'ing out the delivery boys.
Hungry Guy: "yeah I'd like to place an order for delivery"
FSP: "Ok what would you like today"
Hungry Guy: "I'll take a 10 inch big bang"
Coworkers: *Bust up laughing*
FSP: "would you like that delivered to the back door? I'm winking but you can't see me wink over the phone, but that's what i'm doing"
Hungry Guy: "Oh yeaaahhhhh"
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A modern nerdy ripoff of that 70's show
The Big Bang theory show vs That 70's show
Raj-fez - the foreign brown guy who goes from shy to Chatty Cathy
Howard-Kelso - the perverted dumbass
Bernadette-Jackie - the occasional bitch
Leonard-Hyde - the curly-headed voice of reason who plays second banana to a super nerd
Sheldon-Eric - the crazy nerd obsessed with Star Wars
Amy-Donna - the main character's girlfriend
Penny-Laurie- the cheap blonde
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you're a popstar rockstar. reffered to "a lot of pop" or just "pop" and "a lot of rock" or just "rock😝 you have bangs that hang infront of your eyes. sometimes reffered to big bangs.
you're a popstar rockstar big banged person
The best show ever made, ever. Completely HILARIOUS and if you don't like it you should die.
Have you watched Big bang theory show??
No, i haven't
Die.
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