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Board Stretcher

This is the device that you tell the rookie new-hire carpenter to go get for you out of the foreman's truck so you can get the board he just cut 2 inches too short to fit right in the new kitchen cabinet. It only exists in the minds of awnry carpenters who like to play jokes on the FNG.

Me: "Damn Hector you cut the board too short. Go get the board stretcher out of the foreman's truck, rookie."

Hector: "What's it look like?"

Me: "You'll know it when you see it. If it ain't there ask the foreman where he has it."

by auriuman March 19, 2011

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board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

by BinaryHackerMan August 27, 2007

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Board Fave

A corporate officer who is a favorate of the Board of Directors, and consquently, untouchable.

Employee #1: Wow, the new CFO is a real asshole.
Employee #2: Tough, he's a Board Fave.
Employee #1: I wonder if there is some way I can get on his team?

by WGN July 28, 2006


Paddle Boarding

When a man tosses another man's salad while stroking 2 guys penis' from side to side in a rowing motion.

Hey, look at those 3 guys paddle boarding...Man the guy in the middle is sure getting a workout....he must be into cross fit.

by Skin DIver February 6, 2022


boosted board

Boosted boards are powerful, lightweight electric longboards that are fun to ride and perfect for the last mile of your commute

Casey Neistat rides his boosted board along the West Side Highway in New York City while flying a drone above the Hudson River!

by CrakkerJakk November 15, 2016


bangin the boards

Used when referring to basketball when a player is being agressive and effective around the basket, getting rebounds and blocking shots

Joe: Damn dude, did you see Dwight Howard get 26 rebounds last game?

Ben: Yea dude, he was really bangin the boards.

Joe: Man...Andrew Bynum needs to start bangin the boards like Dwight.

Ben: Yea, first he needs to stop getting injured.

by fresssh January 3, 2010

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across the board

the same amount of something applying to everyone evenly within a certain group.

I heard the pay at this company is a g-note a week, across the board...that true man?

by hipster November 18, 2004

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