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Take a look in your pants. If you are a dude you have one. If you are a chick you want mine.
Get down on your knees and suck my purple bulldog and get a taste of my manchicken.
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When you drop your pants, bend over and pass gas in someone's face.
That breathing bulldog was so close I could taste it!
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Ryan had no idea he spent the last hour petting bulldogs.
Stretching your foreskin into your moth and chewing it until it resembles a bulldog.
Bro my dick still hurts from that Heavenly bulldog last night!
An Australian ideology that encompasses both conservative and left-wing beliefs in the spirit of compromise branded as the average man’s party. The ideology takes influence from Theodore Roosevelt’s BullMoose party to better the working man in a capitalist world.
Are they right wing?
Are they left wing?
No they’re Bulldog Progressives!
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I say good sir, who is that dashing person over there?
They’re a BullDog Progressive!
How radical! uwu
When your balls are so big they stick to your legs on hot days
Ive been sitting in this chair so long i have bulldog syndrome
When you fuck a woman, and then take turns with your dog.
Brad:"Yo, Selena."
Selena:"Hey! Are you ready?"
Brad:"Hold on!"
*Brad runs out to his car and brings his American Mastiff inside the house.*
Selena:"Um, what are you doing?"
Brad:"I'm gonna Boston Bulldog yo ass."