burnt as fuck

something that sucks; phrase to describe a bad situation/ event

"i cant go out tonight bro my mom grounded me." "dude thats burnt as fuck"

burnt loaf

To take a dump, orpinch a loaf in a plastic bag, place in a microwave and set cook time to indefinite. Common prank in college dormitories.

"Dorm is boring tonight, let's leave the girls floor a burnt loaf."

Burnt Kernel

When a guy shits in a girls hand and then she jacks him off with his own shit for lube

Hey kip sorry about the bed sheets and the smell i couldnt find the lube so jill had to give me a burnt kernel

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burnt spaghetti

Ennard

Micheal afton: get down here
Ennard:no
Micheal: stupid burnt spaghetti

Ennard:...

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Burnt the beans

A very large fuck-up. Someone who does something awful that is very unfixable

John: did it come out good?
Nimzo: no man I burnt the beans again! Fuck

Burnt Sausage

That random burning feeling you get in your dick, usually after wanking and taking a piss too close together.

Frank: "Are you okay bro? You look like your in a bit of pain". Tom: "Nah i'm fine man, just got a bit of a burnt sausage". Frank: "Oh fuck, I hate it when I get those".

Burnt Out

Burnt out is used in a way of calling someone crazy or silly.This term is used when someone says or do something that you can’t help but laugh at.

Ray Ray you are burnt out for pulling Nay Nay’s wig at church.

Tommy: “Damn Felicia, your ankles are leaning to the 3rd in those heels, looking like lil ol Bambi.”
Trisha: Hahaha, shut up Tommy, I swear you’re Burnt out.

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