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Chocolate Choker: The act of draping an adornment of poo stick surprise around another persons neck during the throws of oral passion, creating a fecal necklace much like a pearl necklace only boasting a full bodied aroma…
Q: Dude, what the hell happened to you last night?
A: Bro, I blacked out after we drank all those Heinekens and Jager Bombs at the Royal, then on my way home I hooked up with this crazy toothless bitch from Railroad Ave. last night, as she sucked me off I dropped the duce and gave her a Chocolate Choker!
Urinating while receiving a blow job, usually without notifying the one doing the servicing.
Not only does my girl like a golden shower, turns out she likes a gold choker once in a while too.
A person engaged in activities gratifying to self but ultimately useless.
The head of HR is a major knob choker.
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a fat lady, a bit beyond being chubby.
did you see that commode choker jake's with tonight?
she wasn't thick she was a commode choker
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someone that causes an entire room of people to miss out on a funny joke, usually out of either shyness or selfishness, by solely mouthing the gem in a whisper to someone next to them. Thankfully, the "joke poacher" completely solves this tragic dilemma in a swift act of altruism by restating it audibly.
Post-laughter, it is not uncommon for middlemen like the "joke poacher" to become the target of animosity from the originator, even if said poacher gives them credit.
(Setting: Large family shopping for Rx glasses)
Femme 1: (whisper) "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"
Joke poacher: (audibly and/or loud): "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"
Everyone in room: AHAHAHAHAHA
Femme 1: "wtf poacher, that joke belongs to me" (tears)
Joke Poacher: "No one would have ever heard it genius, you are such a chuckle-choker"
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A cock so damn big, it clogs up the throat and chokes the shit out of ya.
edmundson is talking funny, she must of had a throat choker this morning.
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forcing a ladies head down on to one's penis at the moment of ejaculation.
i say mary, fancy a cream choker tonight dearest, after coronation street?
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