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noun; a person with whom you share the common connection of having both slept with the same person, creating an awkward, familial-like connection as a result of you having shared the same sexual partner, albeit at different points in time. It is typically more preferable to be "older" of the fuck cousins, as you engaged in the sexual activity with the intermediary partner prior to the "younger" cousin. Moreover, the newly-discovered fuck cousin-connection transcends and supercedes all other connections you may have previously had with the fuck cousin, whether it be family, friend, or complete stranger.
1) Dude, you know how you fucked Jackie a couple of years ago? Well, Andy just told me he fucked her last week! Looks like you've got yourself a fuck cousin!
2) My creepy Uncle Eddie boned the same chick as me?!? I guess he's no longer my uncle, now he's my creepy Fuck Cousin Eddie.
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a person who has had sex with the same girl as you is your penis cousin.
You Screwed her? Holy shit! WE're penis cousins!
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The excuse someone makes when someone does not want to do something with other people but does not want to admit it.
Sorry guys I can't play today I'm with my cousin.
When you are banging a girl from behind and yell "YOU LIKE THAT!" Over and over
Guy- how did your date go?
Other guy - I scored. I gave her the Kirk Cousins all night!
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Spin the Cousin is a game that is played at family reunions involving red necks, hill billies, supreme white trash, and other like minded individuals. Using a swivel chair, a cousin is spun around by a close relative. When the chair stops spinning, the two cousins who end up facing one another, can then start to kiss, neck, make out, and do whatever else, that comes to mind.
Jimbo said, “It was weird going to my family reunion.” Brandon replied by saying, “Why?, was it the fact that everyone over there looked like they had Down Syndrome?” “No.”, Jimbo said. “It’s because we all got drunk and ended up playing Spin the Cousin.”
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Status attained when a girl will not respond to your sexual advances because she is your cousin.
I met this pretty girl at the family reunion, but I messed around and ended up in the cousin zone.
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When two men have had sex with the same woman/women, they become weiner cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken.
We're weiner cousins now, that means we're closer than brothers.
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