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The ornamental links that attach your prince albert to your king john.
As the bikini-clad blonde passed by, his dick cheney grew taut.
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The vice president of the United States of America. Not much better suited than Bush himself, Cheney has shot humans and is a big pussey. As of 2003 to the present Cheney is no longer seen in the flesh but in the form of a hologram evereywhere he goes, he is supposedly in an underwaterbase south of the thai islands.
Jim: Look its Dick Cheney!
Joe: No thats a penis.
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When you shoot a wad in a chick's face and you make HER apologize afterwards.
"I made your bitch apologize while she was wiping it outta her eye."
"Oh man, you Dick Cheney'd her!"
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Any of the obnoxious bloodsucking parasites of the genus Dick, which are known to infest various human populations throughout North America, mainly in the South. These annoying little creatures produce a nasty reaction, with complications including;
-Ignorance, intolerance, and insolence (the three i's)
-General stupidity, and the labeling of any government-questioning news source as "Liberal Media"
-A lowered sense of global awareness, usually in addition to an overheightened fear of terrorism.
-Dick Cheney is a known carrier of the fatal disease Republicanitis. Everyone who catches this affliction dies (sooner or later).
"Go Fuck Yourself"
-Dick Cheney
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Vice President of the USA to George W. Bush. Bush's decision to make Cheney his VP was the smartest thing he's ever done; it allows him be a shitty president without having to fear being assassinated. As horrible as Bush's presidency has been, a Cheney presidency would be terrifyingly and unmeasurably worse.
I had the worst dream last night; I dreamed that Bush was assassinated and Dick Cheney became the president of the United States!
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A chain attached to a pierced penis
After Al Gore got a nipple ring, George Bush got a Dick Cheney
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A penis that is old and wrinkly. A Dick Cheney typically oozes semen randomly throughout the day, even while flacid.
Guy 1. "That old dude in the locker room had a Dick Cheney. Thing was just oozing jizz while he was standing there."
Guy 2. "That's fuckin disgusting, bro."
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