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The act of spreading open a woman's vagina, and pretending to adjust a headlamp while inspecting for herpes. Taken from the search for gold off of the west coast of Africa.
Dude, that girl you were with last night was nasty man.
Yea i know, i had to use my African Flashlight on her before i tried anything.
When you and your homies loose your keys in deep crevices
Omg he totally had a flashlight in the closet.
Like gaslighting but not as extreme
He was flashlighting her so often she began to doubt he really was cheating.
the opposite of gaslighting-you show someone how wonderful they truly are
thanks for flashlighting me
A person, place, or thing, most often a person, that a person can focus on for direction forward emotionally.
Friend: Your life is so chaotic: how are you keeping life together?
Person: I just focus on my friends, they’re my flashlight.
Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".
Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.