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King of the warehouse. Sits there all day and cracks the whip on fellow coworkers. Much like rulers of ancient Egypt he is a god and not to be disobeyed. You dislike his arrogance but need him to move heavy objects at the same time. Call your forklift driver. Work smarter not harder.
Oh Johnny we better get back to work here comes Damon our forklift driver and hes in charge today.
Hey forklift driver can you come move this heavy pallet for me I am weak af and have a fragile body.
Janey: OMG forklift driver your my hero!!!!
Damon: Oh yeah I got balls of steel on this forklift. May I have your number Janey.
A large racing event which occurs when the night crew supervisor at Home Depot is not there, and the manager who substitutes for him just sits in the office and doesn't supervise anything...
Boss just broke his hip. He's going to be out for a week for surgery. I guess we're having the forklift olympics early this year!
Doubly penetrating a woman sideways with one of the homies.
“Damn bro, did you see Maria at that party last night?; she was totally forklifting Bryan and Abel.”
Conceived while listening to slow jams and doing research on investment warehouse deals – "the naked forklift" is to find your favorite weighty woman, and with arms planked, try to lift her to the top bunk. Back braces recommended…
Have you tried to naked forklift her? that always gets my blood movin'!
When a woman penetrates someone deep and lets them hang off her dick
Forklifting
This crazy hot woman gave me the forklift last night, I'm still not sitting right
A sex position where a guy inserts their penis into the girl while in doggystyle, but then places his hands under her and gropes her boobs. He then slowly starts to stand up, carrying the girl like a forklift.
"Why did I hear you making machine noises upstairs last night?"
"Oh, me and my girlfriend decided to try the forklift position"
dannys girlfriend... a literal forklift
hey guys i got married to forklift