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Excrement with a texture approximately of Type 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool.
I ate three Big Macs in a row, and within 45 minutes I had an explosive case of L Ron Gardner
Zander is known as a basketball bench warmer. He always knows how to make every one horny some how and he was built with 14 extra chromosomes but he still has a brilliant bed wetting skills
Zander Gardner is a basketball fanatic!
Spekky muscly weapon who kisses his biceps while flipping burgers
Plays house. Definitely pays rent somewhere else, but lives with his wife and kid (dog). Also screams when plays video games and likes to break his controller on the table.
"Cason Gardner lost in a video game, so he went to go see his wife and dog after breaking his controller."
This type of person is usually angry all the time. Known to have a VERY loose bladder, and can obsess over girls and dogs. If you ever become friends with a Cason Garner, be aware of their anger management.
After Cason Gardner pee'd on the floor, he screamed "FUCCKKKKK' in anger.