goose

an alchoholic drink made of juice and goon (usually white goon and orange juice)there are also other types of said drink such as gift (lift and goon)or any soft drink with goon (that dont make you throw up)

last week end blake was so trashed, him and the footy boys went out and got goosed!

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goose

a person's soul mate. comes from Duck Duck Goose.

amy: i can't believe you're marrying ben!!! im so happy for you!!!
claire: i know!!! he's my goose, i love him so much!!!

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GOOSE

to find a hot chick take home and goose ( sex )

big booty latin chick you wanna goose with!!

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goosed

Goosed is old school slang for fucked, coming from the rhyming slang Goose and Duck, therefore to goose someone is to fuck them, if you've goosed someone then it's the passed tense 'Fucked'

I gave her a good plating then i goosed her

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Goosing

Poking someone in the butt (mainly the hole) through clothing, and yelling out "goose!"

Goosing;

1. Goosing; when one sticks their finger in a hole it does not belong.

Example;

Hayley: -gooses Lani-

Lani: -screams in annoyance-

Hayley: Goose! You've been goosed! I goosed you!

Lani: Quit goosing me!!

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goose

1.a rough, rude prod in the anus, (often done as a coarse prank)

2. to roughly and rudely prod someone in the anus

He regretted trying to goose his sister when she tried to involve the courts.

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goosed

The unfortunate act of failing to eject correctly from your fighter jet by hitting the canopy; resulting in death.

The film Top Gun depicts this act when Maverick's F-14 goes into a flat spin and his navigator, Goose, gets pooped on. Thus getting goosed.

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