Asian Grandpa

A fucking dumbass cook who likes touching you and loves singing some moaning shit like "AYYYYYYYYYYYOAH!" They typically live with you and your parents and don't give a shit about your life. Asian Grandpas would typically wear a polo t-shirt outside during the summer and would always wear tank tops at home. During the winter they would wear cashmere vests and long sleeve t-shirt found in Costco.

"You have such an Asian Grandpa"

Grandpa Yahr

An old individual who is running low on viagra and is in need of any type of sexual activity. The most often is anal sex.

Wow. That guy looks like he could be a grandpa yahr.

Did a grandpa yahr call you last night?

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grandpa's guitar

An acoustic guitar, most commonly used by grandpa's and pussies.

We can't play those grandpa's guitars, they are totally lame and not metal!!

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grandpa balls

droopy balls often associated with the elderly

some loser gave her an arabian mask with his dirty ol' grandpa balls

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grandpa on the shitter

This is the instance whenever one is playing golf and attempts to hit the ball over a water hazard and ends up not clearing the hazard with the first attempt, which would require a second attempt with a one stoke penalty. If the second shot fails to clear the hazard it is known as a "Grandpa on the shitter". Reason: two balls in the water.

Jason couldn't carry the water on the 17th hole twice, so he lost the hole AND the match with a Grandpa on the shitter.

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sad grandpa

Sad grandpa is to be said when anyone is getting ready to change. It is a sign to all other people in the room that clothes are getting ready to fly, and to close all doors and to look away if you don't want to see "the goods."

Hey guys I gotta get ready for practice... sad grandpa.

Alright man, I'll get the door on the way out.

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Uncle-grandpa

Uncle by blood, grandpa because he stepped up, in substitute of biological grandpa.

My daughter loves spending time with her uncle-grandpa .

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