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When someone (often a roommate) is all over your shit, such that you can't even breath.
When I came home at 3 pm after a night out, my Roommate Becky started mother-henning the crap out of: where did you go? what did you do? who were you with? Fuck. I need to move out.
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A fat girl with a beautiful face like the pretty sow from the animated film The Black Cauldron.
My cousin Jimmy told me he's dating this Hen Wen he met at a party.
Another term for chicken eggs.
"I see that you've purchased some goober salve,hen bullets, and moo juice" said the seventy year old bag boy.
Translation: I had bought peanut butter, eggs, and milk.
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The hex bestowed upon a person after preparing and eating the taboo chicken omelette. The curse is 48 hours of inappropriately timed volcanic assplosions. Fearfully known in Mexico as "pollo y pollo".
Tom: Why isn't Jimmy out tonight?
Andy: He's home on the can with hen's revenge.
Tom: What an ass. Everyone knows you can't mix chicken with its offspring.
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A noticeably dirty and disgusting individual. Usually this person could also be described as being: gross, disgusting, grimey, gully, stinky, smelly, horrid, devastatingly unwashed, rieking, dastardly, abonimable, and appalling. This person also usually smells of rancid man-trotch.
Derived from the well-known man himself, none other than the damn dirty Dustin Henriquez. Yes,...quite a dirty individual I must say.
George looks around and says, "Golly, take a whiff of that damn dirty man. He looks as if he hasn't showered for days!"
John replies, "Yeeah look at that little pot of stink, it smells of old trotch."
George declares, "Extremely grotesque,...what a dirty hen!"
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A horny female that's an easy lay. A slut. Known for loving a gang bang or bukkake.
Your girlfriend is a game hen braaahhh. While you were making a beer run, she was pulling train upstairs.
The Cackling Hens From "The View"
The Cackling Hens are crying about Trump, AGAIN!
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