blind hippo

someone who is blind to their own hypocrisy, even after other people try to explain to him/her of their hypocrisy

A: "I hate people that complain about other people; they're SO annoying!"
B: "You're being a blind hippo"
A: "How is that?"
B: "You're complaining about people that complain about people."
A: "How does that make me a blind hypocrite?!"

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hippo fart

A very large smelly fart, the kind of which you would expect from a two-ton mammal, but actually coming from a human.

Hey dude, don't be cutting those hippo farts around me. You belong in a zoo.

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Hungry Hippos

Based on the popular board game, this phrase is used when an individual prickteases a group of fat girls who are hungry for cock to the point that they will gobble the individual's genitalia with wide mouthed precision if they get within close proximity. Obviously this is done for the amusement of the individual but if care is not taken, it can lead to drastic consequences.

"The sign reads 'Don't feed the hungry hippos'.. fuck it, let's taunt the fat fuckers anyway, they can't catch us"

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hippo crip

A hippo like moto moto in the crips gang

the hippo crip was found on the bloods territorry

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skeptical hippo

A hippopotamus that sits in water while giving the observer a sideways, skeptical glance. Generally appears in motivational poster form whenever questionable facts are posted.

I'd try giving an example, but skeptical hippo would question the validity of it.

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hippo farmer

One who exclusively screws fat women.

220lbs? I don't want no anorexic chick!

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Hippo Sex

When fat people have sex.

"After their daily visit to the fast food restaurant, Barbara and John have hardcore hippo sex!"

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