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When you and your girlfriend are in the bathtub, and she is laying back on you. Then you fart real loud letting the bubbles go up her back.
My girlfriends sore back felt much better after the poor man's jacuzzi I gave her to sooth it.
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When a man ejaculates onto a females chest, she wipes the ejaculation with a towel but forgets about her belly button.
Your skin is so soft, oops looks like you missed your belly button with the towel. Honey you have a full blown belly button jacuzzi going on here.
A Jacuzzi Mc Dude is a male that wears such clothing items as black silken button up shirts with tribal designs or flames, extremely baggy worn out jeans and/ or cargo pants or shorts. They have also been known to wear camo pants*. Such accecories include chains hanging from thier thick black leather wallets. Sahrk-toth necklaces as well as tribal leather bands adorn their necks and wrists. Their hair is almost always spiked up in a curly sort of way. Most of the time, they wear immitation "Spy" sunglasses they purchased from the swap meet.They also have shitty lambchops and a soul patch in the making. The are quite easy to spot, as the listen to ridiculous music such as Korn, Slipknot, Disturbed, and Linkin Park. Most of them are tall and gangly, and have abnormal features. He has absolutely nothing to do with a jacuzzi.
*Camo pants are fucking gay and are only for those whose parents resent them horribly. Camo shorts on the other hand, are more than acceptable.
Kumar is such a jacuzzi mc dude, that he killed a man with his wallet chain.
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When you blow raspberries into your partners asshole while they fart.
Damn dude me and my girl had some stank ass Swedish Jacuzzi last night and everything tastes like ass now
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One pantless person does a hand stand against a wall. Prior to the hand stand rectal stretching is needed to create an anal cavity. Once in the hand stand position a friend fills the cavity with any brand of energy drink. A fart is required to produce a jacuzzi effect while the friend drinks the energy drink through a straw out of the anal cavity.
Phil :Boy oh boy am i tired ! I really need a boost.
Brian : fancy a jacuzzi butt boost?
A silence filler that has no meaning whatsoever, potentially could be subtle Tourettes syndrome
chit chat in the office ..... randomly tommy: ferragucci-jacuzzi-de-couchi
when a girl pisses in your ass as you fart into the steam
last night jody gave me a massage and we cooked up an alberni jacuzzi