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gay jester

In the game of texas hold'em this is when you recieve the jack two of hearts this is commonly known as the gay jester

A close relative to the gay waiter Q-3, on recieving this hand the 'gay jester' the player starts to act camp and will suffer possible rectal fisture's

by Richard Rogers March 18, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skitzofrenic jester

Derived from the english language words -skitzofrenic and -jester. A combination of one of the worst syndromes and classifications known to man. This rare hybrid species can be found holding sitting alone at lunch tables, on the school bus, or in the back of a classroom with a scratch-doodle notebook that he shuts if people get to close. With an awareness rating of 100, the skitzo jester is easily startled and always conscious of his immediate surroundings. Skitzofrenic jesters are known to take drastic measures/ and or use alternate routes to avoid crossing paths with intimidating heavy-hitters. even the slightest eye contact may leave them paralyzed for up to 3 hours.

Yo earl lets go to the football game tonight, everyones gonna be there.

Idk man i mite run into that kid from gym class that looks at me funny. Plus he owes me a dollar

Cmon dude stop being such a skitzofrenic jester

by Themathblaster October 31, 2013

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jester's Hat

A sexual act performed either kneeling, squatting or sitting, surrounded by a number of standing males in a circle brandishing their penises.

The person in the middle of the circle then proceeds with oral sex on the penises, especially wanking/jerking off 2 penises at a time to emulate the shape of a Jester's hat on his or her head.

Note: Each penis refers to one of the floppy points on a jesters hat (liliripes). A minimum of 3 is required.

"That party was banging last night. Some slut was giving me and the boys a jesters hat until we jizzed all up in her face like we just opened a tin of custard."

"sup girl. how do you feel about wearing a jester's hat for me and the boys tonight?"

by cherrydizzle August 16, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


King Jester

A Buffalo, NY born and raised rapper affiliated with Hektik Entertainment in Long Island, NY. Famous for albums such as Mix Tape Vol. 1, Mix Tape Vol. 2, Chronicalz of the Lost King

"May I present to you, one of Buffalo's best rappers, King Jester!!!!"

by "Sniper" November 2, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


court jester

a silly sex act:

1. a man tells a women he's about to ejaculate but henceforth urinates in her vaginal cavity
2. repeat step one in rectum.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.

4. finally, proclaim to said female

"YOU'VE JUST BEEN COURT JESTERED, BITCH!"

phill: "how was last night?"
wes: "awesome man, I court jestered that bitch!"
phill: "sick dude."

by Dr. J Weinberg September 6, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jester Pirates

The worst discord server full of toxic people

New member: "Hi guys how's it going?"
Jester Pirates member: "SHUT UP YOU FUCKING LOSER, IM TRYING TO PLAY DEEPWOKEN"
*Bans new member*

by doorbey April 27, 2022


Joey Jester

Joey Jester is sus and usually plays pink in among us. Joey Jester is also a starving child with friends abuse him in which he always takes it out on them in smash. Joey Jester had an affair with a man who played a bass in his middle school. Joey Jester also plays Joker like who the fuck plays joker he litterally makes me want to die when he plays joker. Joey also eats a selection of cat for dinner

Have you heard of Joey Jester? YEAH lets go actually give him a meal holy fuck hes starving

by JoeyJesterLover October 4, 2020